12:45pm
eina: this is eina ahluwalia. can we have a table for three at 2:30?
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2:25 pm
runa: this is eina. i'd booked a table for three. we'll be there in 15 minutes. Please hold the table. And can you give me directions to the place?
hostess: yes ma'am. where you coming from? ok. u know lifesty-mull cloppers?
runa: excuse me? (silently: WHATTT??)
hostess: LIFESTY-MULL, CLOPPERS. go stlay, take the fus lie thn the fus ref.
runa: ok (silently: WHATTT??)
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2:30 pm
runa (on the phone with friend #1): hey do u know where Olive Beach is?
friend #1: what place????
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2:35 pm
runa (on the phone with friend #1): do u know where Olive beach is?
friend #1: of course. get to the Lifestyle mall and Globus.....
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2:45 pm
runa/eina: WHAT A WONDERFUL PLACE!!!
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3:oo pm
1 lycheetini (vodka, lychee juice in a martini glass)
1 chocotini (vodka, coffee, chocolate in a martini glass)
3 kinds of hummus
salads
sushi (later realized it was faux - was actually veg, but was very good)
grilled fish, prawns, lamb
seafood in mussel shells
asparagus puffs
2 glasses of white wine
beef lasagna
grilled veggies
greek minced lamb
pasta
oysters + vodka n orange shot to chase it down
salad
1 glass of white wine
1 chocotini
liqueur glasses of flavoured whipped cream
chocolate pastry
butterscotch pastry
fruit
doughnuts
other stuff
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5:00 pm
runa: ohhhh i can't move
5:02 pm: can we just collapse here?
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eina: this is eina ahluwalia. can we have a table for three at 2:30?
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2:25 pm
runa: this is eina. i'd booked a table for three. we'll be there in 15 minutes. Please hold the table. And can you give me directions to the place?
hostess: yes ma'am. where you coming from? ok. u know lifesty-mull cloppers?
runa: excuse me? (silently: WHATTT??)
hostess: LIFESTY-MULL, CLOPPERS. go stlay, take the fus lie thn the fus ref.
runa: ok (silently: WHATTT??)
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2:30 pm
runa (on the phone with friend #1): hey do u know where Olive Beach is?
friend #1: what place????
_____________________________________
2:35 pm
runa (on the phone with friend #1): do u know where Olive beach is?
friend #1: of course. get to the Lifestyle mall and Globus.....
_____________________________________
2:45 pm
runa/eina: WHAT A WONDERFUL PLACE!!!
_____________________________________
3:oo pm
1 lycheetini (vodka, lychee juice in a martini glass)
1 chocotini (vodka, coffee, chocolate in a martini glass)
3 kinds of hummus
salads
sushi (later realized it was faux - was actually veg, but was very good)
grilled fish, prawns, lamb
seafood in mussel shells
asparagus puffs
2 glasses of white wine
beef lasagna
grilled veggies
greek minced lamb
pasta
oysters + vodka n orange shot to chase it down
salad
1 glass of white wine
1 chocotini
liqueur glasses of flavoured whipped cream
chocolate pastry
butterscotch pastry
fruit
doughnuts
other stuff
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5:00 pm
runa: ohhhh i can't move
5:02 pm: can we just collapse here?
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14 comments:
Tsk tsk, you are badly in need of English lesson.
You should have just claused your ice and gone strite - you would've reached Olive Beach.
lol..doing a ph(n)ech ph(n)ech laughter thing here..aka the cat in Hojoborolo...
im sooo glad i helped in figuring out the mull-mall, etc..
on a side note, how DID u manage to 'rise and shine" after a meal of such gargantuan proportions? :-D
Vinesh, I'll sign up for some night classes at the YWCA. I'm sure they'll teach me to say hetch.
Moby baby, we gotta do the olive sometime!
NO NO!!! Not without me!!
ok then, i hereby solemnly swear never to visit olive beach in the absence of my charming, unshamedly-staring-at-firangs-at-the-next-table friend!
That list of food sounds like the menu for a wedding reception!
this is why i love you extremely, runa.... [note in fine print: if you DO visit OB without me i will do to you the equivalent of chop your balls into little bits and make a patty out of it, put it in a mc donald style burger and feed them to "ugly dog" outside atikaa's house (smaller fine print for "ugly dog": no fries with burger)]
did you know this blog does not allow <> ?!
what it is that <> ?!!!
you are confusing me !!
< > are tags, I told you!
Examples:
bold
italics
whatever u need in bold or italics must be enclosed within HTML tags (read your Leave your comment instructions properly)
unless eina was talking about something wholly different *sheepish grin*
i will not clarify vinesh, i will let the conversation take its own course...
hmmm... is that you eina?
what the..!!!
there's an independent conversation happening here !! first of all i totally know that < > means tags - my question actually meant "so what?!"
secondly, it's bad enough i stand in line to post comments, but here i see people jumpin the queue! UNACCEPTABLE!!
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