Tuesday, 5 December 2006

blues

been feelin rather blue lately - checked out what google had to say and i saw a sign. welcome to depression(.com) it said, and i said, "why, thank you kindly. it's a pleasure to be here."
i didn't visit that site despite the friendly welcome, though i did take a test elsewhere to see how much i knew about depression. i scored 81%. i know stuff.
of all the symptoms of depression that i found listed, i currently display the following:
- constant feelings of sadness, irritability, or tension
- a change in sleeping patterns, such as difficulty sleeping, early morning awakening, or sleeping too much
that's two out of a possible ten. well, i guess i'm not depressed then.

I'll just sing...

When her days all run the same
And she says she thinks she needs a change
Maybe your baby's got the blues

2 comments:

Vinesh said...

remember what the ayurveda doctor told his kidney stone patient:
"this, too, shall pass"

worst case, we can find a catheter. hang on there..

Serendipity said...

this calls for colonic cleansing!